how would the father utilise this masturbation machine?!! Would he have to outstretch his arsehole in a goatse like fashion and have this device Tyson Fury (pun intended) his prostrate? Then he would have to have another participant use the machinery which would would negate the concept of “self love” . its a typical Konami Hideo Kojima fallacy with common sense going out the window in favor of themes I guess
i’ve absolutely no idea mate i thought maybe he was supposed to attach his glans penis to the boxing glove with 3m tape or something strong like that then pump the handles but that would surely just have the effect of pulling on his penis, and probably wouldn’t even be comfortable let alone pleasurable. as you say, konami haven’t thought this through – as usual.
I have heard Japanese mothers negate this issue by pumping their sons so they can focus on their studies . EAT THIS FISHY ARSEHOLE WHILE YOU STUDY BUILDING GUNDAMS YOU FUCKING BASTARD!!
thanks mate i just saw it was emulated a day or so back and wanted to take a look at it. it’s quite a bonkers game although seems to have far less games involved than point blank, it’s more a one and done, it seems, sadly. great while it lasts though !
Only in Japan…
JJ and Jeff on PC engine is a perfect illustration of the humour of Japan. They toned it down for the US release.
Oh and the film Toilet of the Dead 😀
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2061869/
how would the father utilise this masturbation machine?!! Would he have to outstretch his arsehole in a goatse like fashion and have this device Tyson Fury (pun intended) his prostrate? Then he would have to have another participant use the machinery which would would negate the concept of “self love” . its a typical Konami Hideo Kojima fallacy with common sense going out the window in favor of themes I guess
i’ve absolutely no idea mate i thought maybe he was supposed to attach his glans penis to the boxing glove with 3m tape or something strong like that then pump the handles but that would surely just have the effect of pulling on his penis, and probably wouldn’t even be comfortable let alone pleasurable. as you say, konami haven’t thought this through – as usual.
I have heard Japanese mothers negate this issue by pumping their sons so they can focus on their studies . EAT THIS FISHY ARSEHOLE WHILE YOU STUDY BUILDING GUNDAMS YOU FUCKING BASTARD!!
bloody hell mate 😮
The Japs really are a bunch of degenerates, aren’t they?
There’s no many countries where you can buy used girls panties from a vending machine.
Thanks for posting George – wonderfully surreal stuff! Reminds me of wario ware or bishi bashi special – absolutely bonkers! 😂
another George classic video, loved it
thanks mate i just saw it was emulated a day or so back and wanted to take a look at it. it’s quite a bonkers game although seems to have far less games involved than point blank, it’s more a one and done, it seems, sadly. great while it lasts though !
Had to read the title of this post several times. I beg your pardon? XD
take it up with konami mate don’t shoot the messenger !