Octavius is just a KAREN


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mrsfunktrum
mrsfunktrum
1 day ago

i love how well you see through the bullshit, george. like a beacon of shining truth illuminating a horrible, dark pile of shit, so we can all see the mounds of turds and avoid stepping on them (unlike one of her rats) at all costs

Jambon
Jambon
6 days ago

“If you are interested in my rats…”? I think she’ll find her simps are more interested in her rat.

mrsfunktrum
mrsfunktrum
1 day ago
Reply to  Jambon

opportunity wasted if her of name isn’t get-yer-rat-out

ccad
ccad
9 days ago

what i really can’t stand about this entire story is that the picture of the rat eating chocolate mousse? that’s the rat the emergency stream was for. it died a couple of weeks later. i feel so bad for those rats, they don’t deserve this.

chithecynic
chithecynic
9 days ago
Reply to  ccad

Taken from the RSPCA’s website (https://www.rspca.org.uk/adviceandwelfare/pets/rodents/rats/diet):

Avoid harmful foods such as onion, citrus fruits, walnuts, rhubarb, grapes, raisins and chocolate.

Avoid sugars and high-fat foods such as dairy. Rats like sweet and fatty food, but it can cause health problems if they eat too much of it, so only use these as treats and rewards during training.

Pretty certain chocolate mousse contains sugar, chocolate and dairy – a full trifecta of things you’re not meant to let them eat. It’s animal abuse.

Bert
4 days ago
Reply to  chithecynic

Chocolate is bad for many animals. Someone should report her.

chithecynic
chithecynic
10 days ago

Righteous anger George is the best George – brilliant video, mate. “Palm pilots” had me cracking up! Such a perfect description… “ooh what’s that, a shape?” 😂 As for her whining about jobhunting… it’s a TOUGH job market out there at the moment, and that’s if you’re genuinely skilled and have relevant, recent job experience. For someone like her – out of work for 5 years and with a skillset that was dying on its arse even when she *was* still working – it’s no surprise at all that she’s not getting any callbacks for her applications. What is she even applying for, you have to wonder – does she think that equipped with her MA “me-this” (top word, George!) and her “portfolio” of YouTube dialling-it-in scripts she’s somehow eligible to work as a full time writer for a serious publication? One quick google and you’d see she can’t write for toffee and that she’s been paid to write a book that never got written – what kind of publication, magazine or online business would want that writing for them? At this point I can’t even tell if it’s genuine self-delusion or if it’s actually just an act carefully cultivated to maximise the simp-dollars. Could well be both…

Ace Grace
Ace Grace
10 days ago

What a nightmare she is.

BTW George when is the video coming commentating on her latest live gig?

Ace Grace
Ace Grace
9 days ago
Reply to  George

I can’t wait to see PeePee bashing his tambourine (ooh err!)

mrsfunktrum
mrsfunktrum
1 day ago
Reply to  George

i was curious about that tambourine when she mentioned it at the barcadia gig. will peepee be going to the free fringe (hope that’s how much they charge to see her) to accompany her on the tambourine or does octy secretly actually have eight arms? might explain the girth… 🤔

Lucian
Lucian
10 days ago

I’d guess she’s not eligible for government payments for depression simply due to her earnings from patreon etc – they check these things when you apply (and it seems she earns more than I do and I work full time.. ironically stacking shelves (I don’t stack shelves ironically I should add, I mean it’s ironic that it was one job you.. ah, never mind)).
If her fans want to give their money to her for whatever it is she does then more the fool them, I see no harm in that, however, though I’m not a fan of rats, the exploitation of the ones she has is pretty effing disgusting, but again, if people are gullible enough to think they’re actually helping those animals, what can you do? (the animal abuse bit riled me up if I’m honest, so I’m quite proud of myself for not cunting well swearing about it). As you say though, that may soon dry up.
Thanks for recommending ‘Yip Jump’ btw! – I’d never heard of it but your enthusiasm for it lead me to have a look for it and I’m listening to it now

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Señor Moon
Señor Moon
10 days ago
Reply to  Lucian

That is some fucking quality non-swearing.
She ought to do Onlyfans to top up her feelings of self-worth.
I’s inarguable that men have more respect for women who show their flabby boobs and sagging arses off to the public.
If you’ll excuse me, I must return to my portfolio of pics showing Kerry Katona sticking her tongue into Daniella Westbrook’s septum-free nostril.

Bert
10 days ago
Reply to  Lucian

There’s been people who have literally abused their animals so they were ill and they could ask for money for vet bills. Not saying that’s the case, but I expect she gets more than enough to cover the bills, with her pocketing the extra.

Absinthe4Breakfast
Absinthe4Breakfast
9 days ago
Reply to  Bert

Munchausen by proxy but with animals, some people are just sick.

abone
10 days ago

Is there a market for manipulative obese fourtish year-old clearly hitting the wall selling access on onlyfans?

Allegedly £3-4k/pm from simps and shiteknights is a bloody good return for putting on crocodile tears, plus “I’ll stream for more cash…” How can she expect tax payer handouts for ${reasons} when you’re pulling in almost £40,000pa. Is that not being declared to HMRC? Where is it being spent? (okay, it’s looking like alcohol and food)

As for the music career excuses, many DAWs are free or very cheap. There are thousands of free VSTs and FX plug-ins. The only problem with mixing on laptops or in home studios is when using deep base; you need to large studio’s monitors or access to large subs to ensure you aren’t blowing the bass – even the odd commercial album gets this wrong. But let’s be honest, her stuff will never be played in a club, or a decent setup, or even listened to by the enabling army.

George, what’s an office-albatross? I’m assuming not the office-bike. BTW if you want strings, PM your guitar and preferred types and I’ll ship some to you.

Last edited 10 days ago by abone
abone
9 days ago
Reply to  George

Thanks. The only time I’ve heard anything like is was in Bottom with Eddie Hitler drunkenly claiming to be a love-albatross when the pair were going to cure two lesbians in the pub.

retroratbag
10 days ago

So, she’s sent 50 applications off (bullshit), the ones that did get through the first sifting…

“This one looks good, she runs a social media channel, let’s look her up on google”

“Oh dear”

In the bin it goes

Also, only fans, let’s cut to the chase, only fans is all about tits. As she / he/ it wants to be known as a bloke (when convenient) won’t this conflict? I dunno, cleavage shots would bring in more money….

Of course, a quick look on google will give scratch that itch if so inclined for free.

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Bert
10 days ago
Reply to  retroratbag

They’ve not been looked after, so are all over the place just like her head.

KaisaFan
KaisaFan
10 days ago

She will never do any kind of porn, apart from all the naked photos she has all over the internet, like on websites like Bitchesgirls.

Code Tapper
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Code Tapper
10 days ago

You hit the nail on the head with the “And scared.” comment. She knows when she writes that, she’ll probably get another few hundred quid from stupid deluded simps that think they are her knight in shining armour coming to save her. They need to wake up to the fact they are basically an ATM that spits out money for her and Peepee.

B3tan_Tyronne
10 days ago

Whenever they are mentioned – the first thought that always enters my mind is imagine the smell….rats are not exactly the cleanest of creatures at the best of times, I guess it really would make your eyes water.

Also, part of me would love to see them in the theatre singing as it’ll take me back to the early 80s, watching Tommy Cooper on stage as he died on his arse too.

Barto
Barto
10 days ago
Reply to  George

What’s that old saying?

You can take the profile off the fetish site but you can never stop showing your fetish in public. Or something

Absinthe4Breakfast
Absinthe4Breakfast
10 days ago

Just imagine being the person who spawned this walking bag of embarrassment, I’d change my name and join a monastery.

oh btw, hi everyone 1st time posting here.

Absinthe4Breakfast
Absinthe4Breakfast
9 days ago
Reply to  George

Thanks for the welcome.

….and straight after posting last night I shut my PC down and went to bed, this morning it was dead, no lights, no fans, nothing, I think it died of shame, or embarrassment or something…

so here I am on my clunky old coal powered laptop waiting for a new motherboard from Amazon, crossing my fingers and hoping that I diagnosed the issue correctly.

Octavius is the absolute kiss of death it would seem, especially if you are a rat or a sensitive piece of electronic equipment.

Bert
9 days ago

Could be the power supply too. I spend a decent amount and overspec my PSUs. This PC has a 1000 watt jobbie in it, but then I have a 4090 and a high spec AMD CPU in it.

Absinthe4Breakfast
Absinthe4Breakfast
9 days ago
Reply to  Bert

I’m pretty sure it’s not the PSU I tested it in another rig that I now use as part of a virtual pinball table and it was fine, I also tried the PSU from that machine with the same result, I always use Corsair PSU’s btw, they seem to be pretty reliable.

I’ve also swapped out the RAM and tried different GPU’s with no joy.

The only thing that niggles me is that I know voltage is getting to at least some parts of the motherboard as I’m getting 5v reading on the power switch pins, so the only other option I guess is that the CPU might have died, but I have no way to test this.

I guessed it was probably my mobo because in my experience at least I have never had a CPU die on me but I have had a couple of motherboards give up the ghost in the past.

The CPU is a Ryzen 5 2600 and the motherboard is a Gigabyte B450 Aorus Elite.

Bert
9 days ago

Sounds like the power regulation type stuff on the motherboard then.

Corsair do a range of PSUs from the cheap nasty will fail eventually range to the decent ones. I gave my friend a PC with the cheap nasty will fail eventually PSU in it and it did fail, taking the motherboard with it.

Absinthe4Breakfast
Absinthe4Breakfast
9 days ago
Reply to  Bert

yeah the one I have is a CX 600, I know it’s at the budget end of the corsair range and also it’s quite close to the limit in terms of wattage, according the power supply calculators I consulted my system requires something around 500w – 550w .

I’m thinking it imight be wise to upgrade it before rebuilding my rig, it’s going to be a bit of a stretch financially but it would be better to spend a bit extra now in order to avoid any more issues like this in the future.

Is there a PSU that you’d reccommend ?

Edit : I can probably afford to spend somewhere in the region of £100 on one, I’ve been looking at the Corsair HX750 on amazon.

ps. appologies for going so far off topic here.

Last edited 9 days ago by Absinthe4Breakfast
Bert
9 days ago

Just look for the gold, bronze, silver rated ones. My PSU is a Asus TUF Gaming 1000W 80 Plus Gold.

Absinthe4Breakfast
Absinthe4Breakfast
9 days ago
Reply to  George

appologies for my noobish faux pas….

I don’t generally dabble with things like discord but maybe I’ll give it a look.

stacbats
stacbats
10 days ago

The human cannon ball 😂

Bert
9 days ago
Reply to  George

Saddam’s supergun.

Boingalot
10 days ago

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