{"id":14509,"date":"2024-05-02T03:23:32","date_gmt":"2024-05-02T02:23:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.funkyspectrum.com\/?p=14509"},"modified":"2024-05-02T15:03:35","modified_gmt":"2024-05-02T14:03:35","slug":"castle-virgin-dont-break-the-oath","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.funkyspectrum.com\/?p=14509","title":{"rendered":"CASTLE VIRGIN &#8211; Don&#8217;t break the oath"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>The brand new track from their new album, &#8220;Bastion of celibacy&#8221;, Castle Virgin are pulling no punches when it comes to their lifelong quest to NEVER have sex!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<script>!function(r,u,m,b,l,e){r._Rumble=b,r[b]||(r[b]=function(){(r[b]._=r[b]._||[]).push(arguments);if(r[b]._.length==1){l=u.createElement(m),e=u.getElementsByTagName(m)[0],l.async=1,l.src=\"https:\/\/rumble.com\/embedJS\/u2nnwd3\"+(arguments[1].video?'.'+arguments[1].video:'')+\"\/?url=\"+encodeURIComponent(location.href)+\"&args=\"+encodeURIComponent(JSON.stringify([].slice.apply(arguments))),e.parentNode.insertBefore(l,e)}})}(window, document, \"script\", \"Rumble\");<\/script>\n\n<div id=\"rumble_v4qbm1f\"><\/div>\n<script>\nRumble(\"play\", {\"video\":\"v4qbm1f\",\"div\":\"rumble_v4qbm1f\"});<\/script>\n\n\n\n<p>Now available on BANDCAMP to buy or listen to using their free listening app:<br>https:\/\/castlevirgin.bandcamp.com\/track\/dont-break-the-oath<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I originally uploaded the wrong version. The drums were not mixed correctly and we were using an old vocal take. 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Now available on BANDCAMP to buy or listen to using their free listening app:https:\/\/castlevirgin.bandcamp.com\/track\/dont-break-the-oath I originally uploaded the wrong version. The drums were not mixed correctly and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":14510,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1223,1220,1221,1225,1222,1226,119,1224],"class_list":["post-14509","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorised","tag-castle","tag-castle-virgin","tag-dont-break-the-oath","tag-heavy-metal","tag-oathbreaker","tag-rock","tag-song","tag-virgin"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.funkyspectrum.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14509","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.funkyspectrum.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.funkyspectrum.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.funkyspectrum.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.funkyspectrum.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14509"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.funkyspectrum.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14509\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14519,"href":"https:\/\/www.funkyspectrum.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14509\/revisions\/14519"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.funkyspectrum.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/14510"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.funkyspectrum.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14509"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.funkyspectrum.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14509"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.funkyspectrum.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14509"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}